i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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