i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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