i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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