Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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