Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
