What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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