It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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