I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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