All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Randomize
