problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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