I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
send nudes
from the living room?
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