I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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