what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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