You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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