The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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