Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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