I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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