carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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