didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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