physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
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Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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