I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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