your room smells of hookers.
And success
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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