Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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