doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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