thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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