You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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