i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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