Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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