Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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