That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
