A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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