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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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