butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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