I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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