gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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