Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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