It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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