spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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