when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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