i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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