I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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