i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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