why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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