We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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