i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Two words: blizzard sex
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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