Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Congratulations! We have a period
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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