am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
