It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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