Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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