you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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