dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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