i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
