We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
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