Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
What a dumb baby whore.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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