Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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