what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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