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(818): View more from California

Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?

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(516): View more from New York

check it out our google latitudes are spooning

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(505): View more from New Mexico

you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.

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(541): View more from Oregon

he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him

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(281): View more from Texas

Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.

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(719): View more from Colorado

My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.

(505): View more from New Mexico

By piano you mean.....

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Like literally a piano.

(505): View more from New Mexico

Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.

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(805): View more from California

her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?

(1-732): View more from New Jersey

Isnt is self explanatory?

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